Comedy

Realism: Obama’s ‘Nice Guy’ Acting does not brings anything good for America


When he entered office, US President Barack Obama promised to inject US foreign policy with a new tone of respect and diplomacy. His recent trip to Asia, however, showed that it’s not working. A shift to Bush-style bluntness may be coming.
There were only a few hours left before Air Force One was scheduled to depart [...]


Obama bows before Japanese emperor


Here’s another recent bow to the Japanese Emperor. This very low degree bow makes Obama look like he is a slave of the emperor or a servant. Notice that the emperor doesn’t bow back. Obama is the first “American president” to ever bow before someone and practically to embarrass the American nation. For more Obama [...]


Ethiopian Baby Wins The American Cutest Baby Contest 2009


The cutest baby in America is… take a wild guess now…. well he’s black of course! Hmm two white parents as well. America is really trying so hard not to be racist, huh? I just can’t take it anymore… stupid white couple goes to Ethiopia and adopts a monkey, then it’s voted cutest baby in [...]


Blacks born with Chimpanzee-like feet – Are they devolving?


“I CAN’T wait for my feet to heal properly so I can wear my first pair of shoes.”
This was the excited response of one of the Mthembu twins, Bongiwe, as she and her sister Bongekile left Inkosi Albert Luthuli Hospital yesterday after successful operations.
The twins were born with deformed feet and hands.
Bongiwe and Bongekile, from [...]


Jew Dr. Mengelwitz Makes Jews Drink Unkosher Uranium Juice



Sandilands, AU Shock Jock Suspened For Comments


The shock jock said on air yesterday that Szubanski, who has publicly battled to shed weight, would lose more “in a concentration camp”. Szubanski, whose father was a Polish freedom fighter who hunted down Nazis, said Sandilands’ remarks were “abhorrent”.
In a statement released this morning, Sydney station 2Day FM said the comments were “unacceptable” and [...]


3,900 stimulus checks went to prison inmates


The federal government sent about 3,900 economic stimulus payments of $250 each this spring to people who were in no position to use the money to help stimulate the economy: prison inmates.
The checks were part of the massive economic recovery package approved by Congress and President Barack Obama in February. About 52 million Social Security [...]


Joaquim Crima, The Russian Obama


Joaquim Crima, a 37-year-old native of Guinea Bissau who settled in southern Russia after earning a degree at a local university, is promising to battle corruption and bring development to his district on the Volga River. In Russia, a black man running for office is so unusual that Crima is being called ”the Russian Obama.””I [...]


South Carolina negro arrested for raping a horse


A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse after the animal’s owner caught the act on videotape, then staked out the stable and caught him at shotgun point, authorities said Wednesday.
But this wasn’t the first time Rodell Vereen has been charged. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the [...]


Michael Jackson wore a false nose, and it was missing as he lay in the morgue


Michael Jackson has a false nose that was missing as he lay in the morgue, a witness has claimed.
He said that there was simply a small hole where the singer’s nose should have been.
The witness, who claimed to have seen Jackson’s body on an autopsy table, said: ‘The prosthesis he normally attached to his damaged [...]


Watermelon Nigger wants to become mayor in Russian city of Volgograd


The campaign to elect the municipal government of Russia’s Volgograd region has turned into a scandal. The candidates use all possible methods, including the racial issue, to attract electors’ attention, the Nezavisimaya Gazeta reports.
A nigger of Guinea-Bissau, Joakim Krima, a 37-year-old graduate of the Volgograd Pedagogical University, set out his wish to run for the [...]


Negro: I Would Give Anything To Be White & Join The Nazis – Do You Think I Like These Big Lips?



Study: Blacks Can’t Swim!


Nearly 60% of African-American children can’t swim, almost twice the figure for white children, according to a first-of-its-kind survey which USA Swimming hopes will strengthen its efforts to lower minority drowning rates and draw more blacks into the sport.
Stark statistics underlie the initiative by the national governing body for swimming. Black children drown at a [...]


Barack Obama’s grandfather was a Cannibal, ministers in Poland joke


A political scandal is gathering pace in Poland. Officials of the Polish administration are accused of releasing racist statements against US President-elect Barack Obama. Poland’s large opposition party Right and Justice said that the remarks had been voiced by the Polish Foreign Affairs Minister Radoslaw Sikorski, the Dziennik newspaper wrote.
“Why does Barack Obama have Polish [...]


Moscow circus presents monkeys as Jews


Micky Saidov, an Israeli businessman living in Russia never would have imagined that a trip with his daughter to one of the most talked about circuses in Moscow would go from an entertaining experience to a full-blown anti-Semitic one.
During one of the Nikulin Circus skits, the performers simulated a “Jewish Wedding”, with the leading roles [...]


Obama Humour


Watch the interaction between Obama and Russian leaders.

Watch the interaction between Obama and Saudi leaders. This is even after Obama bowed to the Saudi king, making him the first American president in history to degrade himself by bowing to a foreign king!

Obama Bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia


Mississippi mayor: “Kiss my black ass!” “Be afraid, be very afraid!”


In a shock result in Alligator (population 220), Tommie “Tomaso” Brown, 38, defeated Robert Fava, the mayor since 1979, owner of the general store and once his opponent’s boss, by 37 votes to 27.
Mr Brown’s surprise victory was a milestone for Alligator, which is named after [...]


Black woman from Ghana marries her dog


A Ghanaian woman has married her dog because it has qualities she had seen only in her late father.
Emily Mabou, 29, of Aburi, married the 18-month-old dog in a ceremony attended by a traditional priest and local, curious villagers, reports the Daily Dose.
Her younger brother David Mabou said her family boycotted the wedding which they [...]


Paranoid Poles from Jasło want to take down “Nazi Tree”


Residents of the southeastern Polish city of Jaslo are debating whether to destroy a 67-year-old oak tree that was given to the town by Adolf Hitler.
The tree was given to the city in 1942 as a birthday gift from Hitler to the then-head of the town council, said 80-year-old Kazimierz Polak, who was an eyewitness [...]


Negress used 4-week-old son as a weapon to beat her boyfriend


Chyrotia Graham, of Erie, PA, told police that she and her son’s father had been drinking and having a bad argument early Sunday morning when things suddenly turned violent. Graham, 27, said that she simply “snapped” and started grabbing whatever was nearby and throwing them at Deangelo Troop, 20, who is the father of her [...]


Michael Jackson: Latest in a Long Line of Black Celebrities to Self-Destruct


It seems like even when Blacks succeed; they fail. Many White patriots were alarmed by the immense popularity that Michael Jackson had back in the ’80s. Little did we know that Jackson would go so far off the deep end that he would have to plan his “comeback” tour in Europe because in America his [...]


“Racist Assholes Killed Michael Jackson” was shouted in negro neighborhood Harlem from New York City


Harlem, especially the Apollo, is the media’s unofficial spot to get Black America’s reaction to Michael Jackson’s death. Matt Harvey dropped by last Friday and listened in on a conversation that was full of adoration and, yes, angry conjecture.
Hundreds of people – mostly black New Yorkers – are gathered outside of the Apollo Theater. It’s [...]


Cambodian Khmer Rouge torture victim “dreamed about eating human flesh”


A survivor of the Khmer Rouge’s deadliest torture centre wept today as he told a court about life at the facility where 16,000 others were abused before being  executed.
Vann Nath, 63, escaped death because he was an artist and took the job of painting and sculpting portraits of the Khmer Rouge’s late leader, Pol Pot.
But [...]


Michael Jackson the Pedophile died weighing 8st with only pills in his stomach, autopsy results reveal


Michael Jackson was bald, barely eating and his stomach contained only partially-dissolved pills when he died, autopsy details reveal.
His hips, thighs and shoulders were pock-marked with needle wounds, believed to be the legacy of narcotic painkillers being injected three times a day, a post-mortem examination showed.
The once athletic star had dropped to a ’severely emaciated’ [...]


“Made in China” Building Collapses Like a Stick


A 13-storey residential building under construction in Shanghai collapsed on Saturday, killing one worker and highlighting the dangers of shoddy building in fast-urbanising China.
The building, in the outskirts of the city, collapsed at around 6 a.m. (2200 GMT), with one construction worker killed, the official Xinhua news agency reported.
The block of high-rise residential flats was [...]


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