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August 19, 2008 by asgard14.

Condoleezza Rice, the US Secretary of State, openly criticized the Russian government in connection with the gas conflict with Ukraine. Ms. Rice used quite a trivial technique of psychological pressure, which is mostly practiced in the field of education.
According to Condoleezza Rice, Russia’s actions towards Ukraine did not characterize it as a respectable member of the Group of Eight. The statement from the high-ranking US official sounded like a reprimand from a strict babysitter that was teaching its baby to behave.
It goes without saying that the largest Eurasian power is not a baby. In addition, the geopolitical system in the world has undergone dramatic changes since the 1990s. The US Secretary of State, however, has seemingly lost the sense of time and reality. Ms. Rice’s wish to exercise her political power became a surprise for both the Russian Ministry for Foreign Affairs and proponents of traditional liberal values.
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August 1, 2008 by asgard14.

‘Anti Semitic’ Facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2221448894
(IsraelNN.com) A group calling itself the Jewish Internet Defense Force (JIDF) hacked into a Facebook group called, ”Israel” is not a country!… … Delist it from Facebook as a country!” early Sunday morning, erasing thousands of members’ names from the site. The JIDF was founded by an American Jew in response to a terrorist attack that took the lives of eight young yeshiva students in Jerusalem earlier this year.
“This is a major victory against Jew haters,” proclaimed a JIDF source who spoke on condition of anonymity. The source said the group “goes after Jew-hating internet sites.” More than 4,000 names were deleted from the anti-Semitic “Israel is not a country!” group’s database by the hackers.
A JIDF statement posted on the hacked site announced, “This was one of the most vile, most antisemitic, most pro-Jihad and most disgusting, and most importantly, most ACTIVE hate groups on the internet. It actively promoted hatred, violence, murder, and genocide. Despite tens of thousands of complaints, Facebook wouldn’t remove it, as they claimed that this incitement to murder was “legitimate political discourse” - Facebook’s negligence and abdication of responsibility gave us no option but to take matters in our own hands…..”
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January 26, 2008 by webmaster.
Three little pigs too offensive for the UK
A story based on the Three Little Pigs has been rejected by a government quango in case it offends Muslims.
The digital remake of the children’s classic was criticised by Becta, the education technology agency, because “the use of pigs raises cultural issues”.
Officials also attacked the story - called The Three Little Cowboy Builders - for stereotyping the building trade.
The comments were condemned by the computer program’s creator as “a slap in the face”.
It is the latest in a string of bans slapped on seemingly innocuous children’s stories and nursery rhymes.
In the past, Baa Baa Black Sheep has become Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep to satisfy race relations, the Seven Dwarfs have been axed from Snow White to avoid offending the vertically challenged and the ending of Humpty Dumpty has been censored for fear of upsetting sensitive children.
The latest controversy was sparked during an awards ceremony designed to honour the best educational stories, programmes and teaching aids for children.

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January 24, 2008 by webmaster.
Life has just become a little easier for Zimbabweans. Now they need only two banknotes, instead of at least 20, to buy a Z$15 million hamburger at the corner café.
This development stems from the decision of Reserve Bank Governor Gideon Gono, who has launched a highest-denomination note of Z$10 million (about R27) and others of Z$5 million and Z$1 million. The aim is to end a chronic cash shortage and long queues at banks and ATMs.
How long before these economic policy’s find themselves a new home in south africa?
Whether this effort will succeed remains to be seen. But at least every Zimbabwean is now a millionaire.

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January 9, 2008 by webmaster.
Chancellor Angela Merkel’s conservative party has rejected charges by Germany’s Jewish community that it was flirting with the extreme-right with hardline proposals against crime by young non-White immigrants.
The general secretary of Merkel’s Christian Democrats (CDU), Ronald Pofalla, said the accusations by a Jewish leader that the party was whipping up xenophobia “could not be topped in their absurdity.”
Stephen Kramer, a board member of the Central Council of Jews in Germany, said this week that a CDU candidate’s tough law-and-order stance in the campaign for a key state election this month “can hardly be distinguished from (the views of) the NPD.” Kramer warned against stoking prejudice against foreigners.
“There are already signs that the NPD in particular and other right-wing extremist groups are exploiting this debate,” he said.

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January 2, 2008 by webmaster.
By Curt Maynard
First and foremost I think it’s important to point out to the reader that Bill White isn’t considered to be a real “white supremacist,” by most white nationalists, in fact, most white nationalists think he’s a Jew and openly refer to him as William Weiss, agent provocateur. Some of the evidence is MORE than compelling. Having grown up in a predominantly Jewish neighborhood and having attended predominantly Jewish schools, in his youth, Bill White [nee Weiss] self admittedly embraced communism, even going so far as to have worked for the Communist Party USA itself, as recently as 1999. In all seriousness, doesn’t that sound suspiciously like something a young idealistic Jew might do rather than a white supremacist? A Jew playing the role of an American Nazi leader isn’t anything new, Frank Collins [nee Cohen]did it a number of years ago, and with some success, in that he initially fooled many people. Of course the truth will always prevail in the end.

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December 15, 2007 by webmaster.
TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) - A pregnant Ohio attorney who admitted that she fabricated her kidnapping left her family behind because she “experienced a meltdown,” her husband said Tuesday.She never was abducted last week outside a the city’s juvenile court building or forced into a vehicle, said police Capt. Ray Carroll. Instead, she drove by herself to the Atlanta area, where she was found three days later outside an amusement park, investigators said. Karyn McConnell Hancock, 35, a former city councilwoman, had been having psychological issues for several years, her husband said Tuesday. “She experienced a meltdown and attempted to handle those matters without the assistance of professional help,” said Lawrence Hancock. “Karyn elected to leave everything because she felt that she was unable to continue.” Police said at a news conference Tuesday that she recanted the story Monday after meeting with investigators for about eight hours. Hancock will likely be charged with making a false police report, said Police Chief Mike Navarre.

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December 3, 2007 by webmaster.
An 85-pound German shepherd, Congo, has become the unlikely face of the immigration debate in upscale Princeton, N.J., after a judge ordered the dog to be put down for attacking an illegal immigrant last summer.
Thousands of people have flooded the Internet and even petitioned the governor to ask that Congo be spared for his attack on Honduran landscaper Giovanni Rivera, who was injured seriously in June and later awarded $250,000 in insurance money.
And while New Jersey Gov. John Corzine has denied calls for a pardon, some town residents are upset the illegal immigrant was allowed to collect monetary compensation for his injuries.
“Too bad Congo doesn’t work on the border patrol,” one resident wrote online. “Maybe there would be less illegals entering our country.”

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November 28, 2007 by webmaster.
The hungry children and the families dying of AIDS here are gut-wrenching, but somehow what I find even more depressing is this: Many, many ordinary black Zimbabweans wish that they could get back the white racist government that oppressed them in the 1970’s.
“If we had the chance to go back to white rule, we’d do it,” said Solomon Dube, a peasant whose child was crying with hunger when I arrived in his village. “Life was easier then, and at least you could get food and a job.”
Mr. Dube acknowledged that the white regime of Ian Smith was awful. But now he worries that his 3-year-old son will die of starvation, and he would rather put up with any indignity than witness that.
An elderly peasant in another village, Makupila Muzamba, said that hunger today is worse than ever before in his seven decades or so, and said: “I want the white man’s government to come back. … Even if whites were oppressing us, we could get jobs and things were cheap compared to today.”
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November 24, 2007 by webmaster.
Jewish Student Admits Fake Hate Crime
By Jeff Davis — EURO
It happens embarrassingly often. Swastikas or the letters “KKK” are written or spray-painted on a wall, or the latest fad, a hangman’s noose, is hung where blacks will see it, and it turns out that the whole incident is a hoax perpetrated by the alleged black or Jewish “victim.”
According to the student newspaper at George Washington University, the Hatchet, an 18-year-old freshman journalism student (journalism student, no less!) has admitted to faking a hate crime against herself. Sarah Marshak was discovered to have drawn swastikas on her own dorm door in Mitchell Hall after video surveillance was viewed by University Police.

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November 23, 2007 by webmaster.
Met to create politically correct mascots
Police chiefs will spend £15,000 creating “ethnically diverse” mascots after an officer criticised a model for being too male and white. The uniformed mascot, known as PCSO Steve, was created by the Metropolitan Police to visit primary schools.
But one of the force’s sergeants criticised the character for failing to represent the capital’s communities. He said the figure, white with blue eyes and blond hair, risks leaving Asian and women officers “isolated”.
The comments sparked a row with some claiming the criticism was taking political correctness too far. However, senior officers said they would invest £15,000 in the design and production of three new characters.
In a written response to the London Assembly, Sir Ian Blair, the Metropolitan Police Commissioner, said staff from the force’s diversity unit were brought in to help create the costumes.

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November 18, 2007 by webmaster.
Tanzania’s Health Minister David Mwakyusa has apologised for a recent surgical mix-up where a knee patient underwent a complex head operation.
On 8 November, surgeons at the country’s main Muhimbili hospital opened the skull of Emmanuel Didas to remove a non-existent brain tumour.
While Emmanuel Mgaya, who had the tumour, underwent knee surgery.
Speaking to parliament Mr Mwakyusa said: “I would like to say sorry to the victims on behalf of the government.”
The minister also said that a preliminary report was being published by the team that was set-up to investigate why the mix-up at Muhimbili Orthopaedic Institute (MOI) happened.
Mr Didas who had been admitted for a knee operation after a motorbike accident is still recovering from the ordeal - he ended up unconscious in intensive care after his head was wrongly operated on.

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November 5, 2007 by webmaster.
A mandatory University of Delaware program requires residence hall students to acknowledge that “all whites are racist” and offers them “treatment” for any incorrect attitudes regarding class, gender, religion, culture or sexuality they might hold upon entering the school, according to a civil rights group.
“Somehow, the University of Delaware seems terrifyingly unaware that a state-sponsored institution of higher education in the United States does not have the legal right to engage in a program of systematic thought reform. The First Amendment protects the right to freedom of conscience – the right to keep our innermost thoughts free from governmental intrusion. It also protects the right to be free from compelled speech,” said a letter from Samantha Harris, director of legal and public advocacy for The Foundation for Individual Rights in Education to university President Patrick Harker.
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October 24, 2007 by webmaster.
Eric Hufschmid, an Orthodox Jewish Rabbi schooled very well by the Talmudic teachings from Canaan of spreading deception, lies and confusion claims in his website www.EricHufschmid.net that each and every White Nationalist who opposes the Globalization phenomenon is either jewish or a jewish tool. On his website he claims that David Duke, David Irving, Kevin Alfred Strom, Don Black, Bill White, Ben Klassen, Jeff Schoep, Mark Farrell, George Lincoln Rockwell, William Luther Pierce and even Adolf Hitler or Heinrich Himmler are all “crypto jews or jewish-zionist tools or idiots or liars”. This Orthodox Jewish guy has neither facts, nor proof to back up his claims and again like all other jews he has an authoritarian, tyrant, dictator behavior and he calls for the “arresting of every White Nationalist”. He also claims that Jesus was black and that we should all embrace blacks as our “equals”. Again, it seems that jews can’t understand the basic and simple right of all humans, the Right of Freedom of Speech!
What’s the big deal about it? The fact that they participate in anti-Zionist actions, they expose some jews of controlling the world who they like to separate from them, labeling them as zionists (as if they were part of another race), they expose the holocaust and so on. By mixing some parts of the whole truth with lies, they create confusion, just as Jesus Christ said in the Holy Bible, Matthew 24:24: “For false christs and false prophets will rise and show great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect.”
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October 6, 2007 by webmaster.
Gambian president claims he has a cure for AIDS, an herbal rub and two bananas. Keep in mind that this genius is the PRESIDENT! The average IQ in Gambia (a Western African nation) is 68…..That is clinically retarded in most of the Western World. But remember what the Jews tell you folks, these silly Negroes are our equals. Its OUR fault that they cant think like humans….We are failing our Negroes….It’s all our fault!

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